these are george carlinish

THESE ARE GEORGE CARLINISH

recently on facebook someone vj posted these sayings to ponder
i read them and thought 
those are george carlinish

you might remember george carlin the comedian that came up with those 7 words you cant say on television
well
now it seems 4 of them are used frequently it seems in news shows that are reporting on what someone says
he got in a lot of trouble for those 7 words

george was funny
he was irreverent 
he dropped out of school in the ninth grade
its said is iq was around 165

here are those things to ponder
ponder them
im sure there are more things we could ponder like this

what if my dog brings the ball back only because he thinks i like to throw it

jf the poison expiration date is past does that mean its more or less poisonous

which letter in scent is silent the s or the c

do twins realize that one of them was unplanned

why is w pronounced double u instead of double v
in the south we say dubya

what if oxygen is slowly killing you and it takes 75-100 years to kill you

every time you clean you make something else dirty

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich owned a car
now everyone owns a car and only the rich own a horse

if you replaced the w with a t in what when where you would have the answer to each one

if you rip a hole in a net you have less holes than what you started with

im sure george said some of these above

these below are for sure george carlins quotes 

is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers

weve added years to life but not life to years
i guess he saying it sucks to get old

death is caused by swallowing large amounts of saliva over a long period of time

if all the world is a stage then where is the audience sitting

think about how stupid the average person is then realize that half of them are stupider than that

never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

finally 
in america anybody can become president
thats the problem

his quotes and those other quotes make you think 
and
smile some

they did for me

the organicgreen doctor