now i have the answer

NOW I HAVE THE ANSWER

i always wanted to know the answer
to the question
what would a penny do if you threw it
off the empire state building in new york

now
once when we were visiting new york on
vacation
i
well
sort of
did my own experiment
no
i didnt chunk a penny off the top of the
empire state building

all i could see
was some guy down below
1200+feet down there
with this penny impaled into his skull
or
worse into his brain
with
my fingerprints all over it

so
i chose instead
since i am a avid gum chewer
of peppermint gum
i chewed it real good going up the elevator
so it got all the juice out of it
i took it out of my mouth
rolled into a nice round ball
looked around
when no one was looking
i pushed it over the edge
and
watched it float downward downwards to the street

then
i waited for the sirens
wonder if ill get arrested
i thought

what it if it falls into some ladys long coiffured hair
so it would act like a trampoline like the fireman
hold up to catch you when you jump off a building

well none of that happened
as i walked out of the building
i noticed this blue circular splat on the sidewalk
i was afraid to scrape it up though
but
i was thankful it didnt cause no damage

but
i always wondered
would a penny hurt if you dropped it
that 1200+ feet off the empire state building
would it gain speed
and
be like a big boulder
crunching whatever was landed upon

well
i now know the answer
i saw this video below
it well explains what happens
when you drop the penny off the empire state building

if you want to know
then click on the video

hint the answer is not what you think

i do feel better knowing that years ago
i didnt cause no harm
just made some little ole lady mad

the organicgreen doctor