ms b
right now
go into your room and unplug all your toys
maybe even unplug that monitor thing that
sits above your bed
anything like that that is connected to the web
hopefully theres no amazon echo or alexa or verge or google home
in your room
pour your juice all over it if it is
if you have to you can come to your gmas house
we are an internet safe house
here at the country n
then
go and look to see if you have this toy
in your toy chest made by cloudpet
if you do
take it in the bathroom and give it a real good soaking
bath
after you do this
dont ever get a toy that plugs in or uses a battery
to hook into the internet
i read about a guy who was talking about buying
something while at home with his wife
next thing you know
there are ads all over his computer when he goes
online
how in the world did that happen
well theres only one way
right
maybe he had a little daughter who had one of those toys
or one of those echo things
this toys company cloudpet got hacked by the dark web
let you mom and dad explain that to you
the company is being held ransom by those bad guys
and will not unhack the toy unless the company pays up
heck they can just go onto that toy
say whatever they want to
not good bad dudes
so ms b
dont worry when you come visit us
you will be totally digitally free
like old school like
just playing outside
reading books
playing in the river
seeing dogs and farm animals and chickens and fishes
and museums and dirt and more dirt
dont tell mom and dad but maybe some amys ice cream
remember what happens at gmas stays here
mums the word
there will be no worries that some internet troll will
catch you and us
heck
give all your toys with batteries a good bath
they might be carrying some bad germs
scrub them real good
rinse them real well
now you will be safe and they will be real clean of bugs
the organicgreen doctor
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