dear ms b-rip

DEAR MS B-RIP

now ms b
im not going to tell you what that means
ill just leave that to your momma and daddy
to explain that to you

im not sure if you have seen this yet
but
dont worry we will expose you to it
before its too late
before it all goes away

you see ms b
there is this big ole yellow bird
no
the bird dont tweeeeet like a bird
the bird dont sing

well ms b
believe it or not
this big ole yellow bird
well
this bird talks to you
at least
on tv

now ms b
the reason we want to get you exposed to this
big ole bird
well
its because this big ole bird may just go away
like
the dodo bird did

it seems theres a push to cut the funding for pbs
thats the public broadcasting system
when you visit our house you will see us watching
the pbs news every night
they dont yell at each other and tell lies
we as well watch their other good other shows
we will let you watch it in the morning
maybe you can see that big ole yellow bird

a few years ago
when there was a push to defund pbs
well
kids got so upset
they told their moms and dads
well
pressure was put on the politicians
they didnt want to be known as the ones that
k***ed that big ole yellow bird

i guess they didnt learn their lesson

now ms b
we are back to where we were
the bird hunters are out again
getting ready to
k*** the bird

ms b tell your momma and daddy and everyone you can
that
you want to
save that big ole yellow bird

oh btw
the birds name is big bird

the organicgreen doctor