dear ms b-a christmas story

DEAR MS B-A CHRISTMAS STORY

now ms b
i saw you in those pictures with all those toys
well there were pieces of toys
all i could think of is
i sure hope momma and daddy dont make you pick up
all those pieces every day
plus
all i could think of is
getting up some early morning
walking sleepy headed barefooted to the coffee pot
stepping on a tcup a lego
ouch is not what i would say
but
i sure can tell you enjoyed all those toys
actually things like leggos are good for you
to play with
but
bad for daddys feet

now ms b
i knew what i really wanted for christmas
no i got my two front teeth last year
those implant thangs

i started to sneak off
and
just buy what i really wanted for christmas
but
the place we get them
well its an hour away
the traffic is horrendous to get there
there is lots lots of construction
i guess i decided i would rather do without
than
fight through that maize to get there

so the day before christmas
gma was going to sneak my christmas presents home
while i was driving my meals on wheels route
but
it was canceled so i zipped home
and
there in the kitchen was this big old red box
with holes on the side

now
being a country boy at heart
i knew exactly what was in that box

your gma
she done come through again
reading my mind what i really wanted for christmas

well what we really wanted was to spend christmas with you
but
if i couldnt do that
then
below is what i wanted for christmas

you see ours had gotten old
i think they were all menopausal
ready for the ...
no we wont go there

so
as i saw these
i knew i was going to have a good christmas
like you had

come visit and you can feed them
eat their eggs

you see ms b
your gma and i are easy to please
for christmas

the organicgreen doctor