dear ms b-it doesnt matter

DEAR MS B-IT DOESNT MATTER

thats what i say
it doesnt really matter does it

so i went upstairs to look at how how ours was arranged
was it an outy or an inny

now since my wife she never replaces an empty roll
or an almost empty roll
or
maybe placing a full one on the floor as a backup
the placement of the roll
falls squarely on my shoulders

a failure to do this right
its all me

it seems ours get put on there both ways
i sat down
reached over
spun it
it spins either way
tore off a few pieces
they tore ok either way

seems ok to me either way

now if you go to a hotel or motel
it is always i guess over the front
supposedly
an outy

so you can see the prints on the paper
so you can easily grab it and spin it
so your kiddos like you ms b and those kitty cats
have a harder time grabbing it and spinning it
into a big pile
or
worse i guess putting the end of the roll into
the toilet
letting the water wick up the paper to the
roll making the whole thing soaking wet

i will admit i have done that one before
just to make folks mad

i have found a kiddo once sitting in the floor
having a great time
spinning that roll so it unwinds
onto the floor

i have found a kitty before who started playing
with that end of the paper that blows around
in the air
so those playful kitties just cant resist it
until
the whole roll is clawed down onto the floor
they are all wrapped up in it

if you havent ever seen this
if you do
dont get mad at the kitty
they are just following their instincts

so ms b
walk into the bathroom
see which way your paper is hanging
reach up and grab the end
then
take off running
until you get that roll aspinnnnnnning real good
then
play with all that paper

if you get caught
just look up at mommy and daddy
smile real big like you are having a good time
they might understand
maybe

or
take the paper
put it into the potty
pull that leaver that mommy and daddy pull down
to make that water twirl around
then
run away
so you dont get all wet
when that water comes flowing out over the top
of the toilet bowl

enjoy

i think we have more to worry about in this world
than this

the organicgreen doctor