everyday i have articles sent to my email on alzheimers disease
most are on new research findings
ive found that i know about alzheimers disease reports
days before it shows up in the news
ive also noticed that i know a lot more about whats going on
with alzheimers than many practicing physicians even
neurologists
heck i even sometimes update the neurologist i see
everyday it seems theres this sad story
about a patient with alzheimers disease that has wondered
off and got lost
sometimes they are found
sometimes they are not
sometimes when they are found the results arent good
i know my younger brother as he got more advanced would
like to wonder
if i remember right he once wondered off into the woods
where he was later found
im sure he was probably thinking he was going hunting
something he loved to do
ive known of folks who wondered off
fell into a river lake or pond in texas they call that a tank
i call it a pond
or
they get hit by a car
or
they freeze to death
or
they die from heat exhaustion
the point i make is that alzheimers patients wonder off
my mom was and escaper at the long term care facility
as
was my younger brother
im sure when my time comes
i will be a big time escaper
i hate to stay indoors
i have to be outside doing something everyday
ive been known to go out even when its raining
a little water doesnt hurt anybody
now i know they have these microchips for dogs
with identifying info on them
run a scanner across them and up pops info on who the dog is
now that would be nice for humans with alzheimers disease
but
they really need a gps tracker
now i know they have bracelets and necklaces and ankle monitor things
that have gps devices
but
if youve ever known an alzheimers disease patient
you know they are houdinis
off those things will go
now they have shoes with them in it
but
those things can be lost or shoes changed
wired.com
so i want an implantable microchip with gps tracking information
in it implanted under my skin
so my wife she can locate me with her iphone
now as of right now that device doesnt appear to exist
apparently there is one in the works for animals
thats patent pending
maybe
no im not worried about and privacy issues here
no hacker taking over my microchip
since
the alternative could be bad
like
death
so
please microchip me with an implantable gps checking device
just dont do it yet
let say wait until my test scores get down in the teens or low teens
then do it
i think i may have found a business model
i want to be the first
customer
the organicgreen doctor
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