dear ms b-time change

DEAR MS B-TIME CHANGE

now ms b
there is this thing called
daylight saving time
or
as i like to call it
daylight losing time

this is going to get a little confusing
when you go to bed saturday night
lets say at 800pm
if you wake up at 800am the next day
it will really be 700am
or
wait
will it be 900am

lets see spring forward
fall back
its the fall so we fall back
so we fall back from 800am
so it will be 700am

wait
or is just the opposite
do you fall back but you really move forward
to 900am
because
in the spring you spring forward
so it would be 700am in the spring
since its the opposite of what you think

wait ms b
do i have this all wrong
is it fall forward
and
spring backwards

ms b
im so confused

so i never can seem to figure it out
all i know
is that i get up when its real dark
get on my computer
drink my rich black coffee
wake up
then when the sun comes up
i go outside to do my outside work

kinda like the farmers did
before we tried to change mother nature
cant we just go by the sunrises and sunsets

now i know you are confused also
maybe even worrying if you will be forgotten
for an hour
or
that you may lose an hour of sleep
or
that you will sleep another hour

ms b
just wake up sunday morning
start googooing real loud
maybe laugh a lot
then
if that doesnt work
just start crying real loud

now matter what the time is
theyll change you and feed you
they will either be sleep deprived
or
they will have overslept

ms b
i just cant figure out which it will be

the organicgreen doctor