dear ms b-how sweet it is

DEAR MS B-HOW SWEET IT IS

thats what my wife she and i say about
having you in our lives
all the time we say this

now this phrase also applies to whats now
available around here
weve been missing it for awhile

you know we didnt have it very often
but when we did
we like it the best
there is not any better available

now
you see ms b
the blue bell ice cream folks let some bad bugs
get into their ice cream somewhere somehow
listeria it was
bad diarrhea it caused
i know you dont know what that is
since you are a breast feeding connoisseur
but
it aint fun when you get it

now ms b
knock on wood ive noticed
since i retired over 5 years ago
that i have not had a case of the trots

the only thing i can think of is
that im not exposed to a lot of sick kids like
i used to be

no dont worry this wont keep us away
from seeing you

hopefully ms b
they blue bell have fixed
their listeria problem
as
it did make some folks real sick

but
you would think that would shut them down for ever

nope ms b
people have been waiting for months
for blue bell to show back up on the shelves

well yesterday it did
at selected places

i was one of the first shoppers at our grocery store
there in a display freezer i found this

now
you can only buy 4 of these
see that label on that gallon
thats my favorite
homemade vanilla
put that on a hot piece of homemade peach cobbler
or apple pie or pecan pie

my oh my
what pleasure that is

like when you wake up all hungry in the middle of the night
and
get to drink all that breast milk

now miss b
that blue bell sorry to say isnt as good for you as
breast milk
but
the pleasure you get will be all worth the lack of nutrition

now ms b
when you come to visit
when mom and dads not looking
ill sneak you some
homemade vanilla

the taste i guaranteeeee will be unlike anything
you have tasted so far
you like me will be forever hooked


like so many others who raided the stores today

sweet huh

the organicgreen doctor