ms b there was this commercial on tv
for coca cola
that said zing what a feeling with a coke
the original coke had cocaine in it
and lots and lots of sugar
and lots and lots of caffeine
sort of
like one of those monster energy drinks that
is sold now
minus the cocaine
eventually the coke was removed from coke
as it progressed to the coke we see today
with its high amount of fructose sugar
not around when the coke was used in coke
it seems ms b
that the fructose sugar may be worse than the coke
in coke
so when you drink a coke
you get 10 tsps of sugar
ms b thats a lot of sugar
now we know you are a sweet kid
we dont need you sweeter
so dont drink that stuff
the sugar quickly gets converted to fat
by the elevated insulin levels caused by all
that sugar
then
all that caffeine gets dumped into your systems
your pressure goes up
your little eyes dilate
resulting in more sugar getting dumped into your
system by the liver
its like a double jeopardy of sugar
then the acid in the coke
itll dissolve a fish bone
binds up calcium magnesium and zinc
that was headed to strengthen your bones
but
instead after 60 minutes after taking that first sip
you gotta go pee
since the caffeine is a strong diuretic
out it goes all that bound up magnesium calcium and zince
never to reach your little bones
you also get this sugar crash that happens about this time
as your glucose levels drop too low
making you irritable and sluggish
now well have none of that
so
in summary ms b
i hope you are never a coke drinker
that zing feeling you get from all that caffeine and sugar
causes things to crash inside you
so when you come visit the country n
there will be no coke
just
country n rainwater for you
young lady
it goes well with the country n dirt
a taste each day is good for your immune system
as well
as it makes good mud pies
the organicgreen doctor
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