jade helm

JADE HELM
i kept seeing this name on the news
jade helm
now i have always liked the name jade
yes
i think if i had a daughter i could easily name her
jade nash

its the 126th ranked name chosen for girls names
now im not that partial to emma
i think
i like jade much better

it would take a special girl to be named jade
its such a special name

then
i saw on the news that our governor
i guess if he keeps doing crazy stuff
he will be their governor
decided to sick the national guard against
this jade girl named jade helm
whats he smoking anyway

whatever did she do to deserve the guard to come
after her
i know it must be drugs
it has to be drugs

then their junior senator
hes not mine
i might claim the senior one
but not this one
i think he may be a little crazy

why even he was after this jade girl
poor jade helm whatever did she do to deserve
all this recognition

then i saw a blurb where she closed those
walmarts in west texas
she must have some influence with the waltons
wonder if she is some lost kin folk or not
maybe sam wondered some in his younger days

then i saw where
the folks in bastrop and elsewhere in texas
didnt want her to come to their town

thats just all crazy to me

why is the gov and the senator after her

so i googled her name
there is only one jade helm in the usa
shes a writer and consultant in the wine industry

heck i even saw a picture of her with a shotgun
in her arms

so she likes guns so the texas folks must like her
she apparently is not a drug dealer
she looks like she could be someones sister
doesnt look like a criminal to me
or
someone the politicians should be all crazied over

so i sit here
with the storms coming through with its booming
and lightning
wondering

why all this craziness over this
obviously nice pleasant
young lady

these texas guys are crazy
arent they

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