pssssssssssi

PSSSSSSSSSI
some think that was the sound that was made
before the patriots colts game
last weekend
i say
who cares
so what

when i was growing up we always had a basketball
goal outside
we a lot of times would leave the basketball where it
was when we finished playing
out in the weather
cold
rainy
weather

we always seemed to have an old basketball that had
a slow leak
so the air would gradually leak out
never all of it
just enough to make it sit flat on one side
on the ground
so it looked like a brown half moon
during the cold rainy weather

so
now we usually couldnt find that little needle
that you inserted in the ball to blow it up
maybe if we lived in new england we could have
borrowed a patriots needle
theirs it seems works well

so
what we did
was take it inside of the house
place in front of our big butane gas heater
and
warm it up for awhile
kapop it would go eventually
returning back to its full moon shape

hint nfl
heat applied to a cold gas makes it expand

out to the basketball court
well it was a worn out spot in the yard
and
the ball would bounce around maybe
slightly overfilled
like it was suppose to

so that was what i was thinking when i heard
about the patriots footballs loosing air
since
we noticed that happening every winter
when i was growing up
didnt need no reporter or scientist to explain
how that happened to our basketball

now in my opinion
who cares
it didnt alter the game
the patriots just beat the heck out of the colts
out manned the colts were
not out psied

so
they could have just called me and i would have
told them this story

just play the game please

the organicgreen doctor