r&b

R&B
this is not about music
well it could be for some folks

this is about flatulence
the f word
the other f word used to describe this wont be used
so i dont offend anyone

now i know you can say it on tv and radio now
but ive decided to not use that f word here

so i made up the r&b to mean
reverse burb
you know it goes out the other way

everyone makes r&b music
at least 1 liter a day give or take a few milliliters
these are measured this way since the research was
done in the scientific community
and
they always
use the metric system
my what a research job that must be

wonder how they do that
put you in a chamber
now that could be deadly

surely they wouldnt use a tube that you wore all day
like a catheter
now that would be bad


some folks are more talented than others
even mark twain wote about it in his book
1601
our boys use to like to read it out loud
when they were kids
it made r&b music to be literarilly justified

you cannt apparently suppress r&b music
it doesnt go away
you know how when you hold it in
its going to win eventually


yes you can take beano to suppress the amount
of r&b music thats produced
but overuse of this product can kill the good germs
in there which we need to be healthy

maybe they could design probiotics
that would play different levels of r&b music

yes beans make most people sing more

so does drinking sodas and chewing gum
so that explains it my wife she said

now they even make a r&b music blanket
that get be put over your bed
to capture the music

yes its methane
it can be lighted
dangerously so
as many a teenage boy can attest too
i repeat dangerously so
like you can die doing this

those real stinkers
you know the saying
first to smell it dealt it
many folks dont notice theirs since their smellers
get accustomed to their own personal r&b music

apparently its important to continue to eat foods that
make a lot of gas
to feed those good gas producing bacteria
the real r&b producers
like the back up bands for the real musicians

if you produce way too much r&b music
it can be a sign there is something wrong
like lactose intolerance

so to decrease your r&b music production
chew less gum
drink less soda
watch what you eat
but be careful
and
dont overdo that

oh heck with all that
just enjoy playing your r&b music

gotta go and start my big pot of pinto beans

the organicgreen doctor