spearman

SPEARMAN
sometimes when you read a newspaper report
you just laugh
and
say that guys stupid

so this guy was driving around in a car
the report never said what he was doing
but
the police were suspicious
ok he was black
they ran his plates
it was a stolen vehicle reported recently

they start the siren and lights
and chase him
he abandons the car and takes off running
through the neighborhood

into this house he went
mistake number two he made that night

inside the house was this guy who was asleep
into the bedroom the intruder went
now this guy
practices a medieval form of fighting
hes a member of a group that does this
called the society of medieval anarchists

he also be-ith a fan of game of thrones












bad choice
that intruder did make thus i say

he hit the intruder
looking at the picture it was the left eye
then
he took up his spear
like a medieval knight without armor of course
he approached the intruder in his fighting stance
as he was taught to do
stabbed the guy

the intruder
stop please i cant get out
the door was locked

a merciful fellow the spearman twas
a christian man not wanting to kill a man
he let the intruder go out the door
with a swollen black eye and a stab wound added
on for good measure
running through the house like a wounded deer
he doth say

later the cops caught him
in his car that stolen car
that the intruder himself reported as stolen

stupid is a stupid does

hear ye hear ye
the spearman is our hero

the organicgreen doctor