won lottery, basketball

WON LOTTERY

on early sunday morning 

honey honey wake up 

i just won the lottery

dreamyeyed she looked at me and smiled

then went back to sleep

never registered with her what i said and

that it was april fools day 

i like 100 million of americans bought a lottery ticket for

this weekends mega million drawing

the odds of winning was the same as me creating earth

but i did it anyway 

then i dreamed of what i would do with the money 

did you do that too

you did didnt you

lets see as we are almost totally debt free and only owe a small

amount on a car that has 0% interest wouldnt even pay that off

would fix that fence of mine that i have been putting off fixing 

and yes i would pay someone to finish it

thats worth the money 

wonder if i would be lke those other people who won and just

squander it off on all kind of things and then die broke

dont think i would do that

heres what i would do if i won 200 million

gosh thats one good baseball player and 

its lebron and dwyane (he spells his name wrong) together

thats 20% of a sports franchise

first i would sit down and write a big check to uncle sam 

i know hes going to get a big chunk anyway so would want 

to get that out of the way

dont want him messing with me

then i would take 50% of whats left and invest it similarly to 

what i have my iras etc invested in now and live off what it 

produces

if you cant live off 4-5 million a year then just forget about it

then i would take the other 50% and place it in a foundation 

to try to do some good in this world

i might even fund the womens health clinics in the state of texas

since we cannt seem to do that now

and yes they would give out free contraceptives

those institutions and charities that have been good to me over the 

years would get the bulk of the funding

i might even be like warren and bill and just give it all away to the 

foundation 

sorry kids

well i would let my wife she have some of it 

she after all deserves it

what would you do if you won

i know you have thought about it

cuz

100 million of us did buy a ticket

BASKETBALL

its kansas against kentucky 

k2

2 blue teams that have been there before

thank you kansas as you are the only final four team i picked

kentucky is all one and done ers

this should be a good one

the womens 

well we know brittney and her group will win 

shes not fair

its like a junior high team playing a good high school team 

takes all the fun out of it unless she dunks it again 

the organicgreen doctor