youll shoot your eye out

YOULL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT
in the christmas story when the little blond boy with the
black glasses wants that bb gun
his mom says youll shoot your eye out
in the end when he got it he almost did shoot his eye out
as the bb ricocheted around and hit his glasses breaking
the lenses

well the republicans are trying their best to shoot their eye
out in this presidential race
or more like shooting themselves in the foot
what was looking like a sure thing became less
certain

they havent learned their lesson have they
dont mess around with women
we all know that
especially if youre married you know when to
keep your mouth shut
or you wont get anything you want

so they march on shootin themselves frequently in the foot
they should really be limping this fall or will be on
crutches if they continue like they are

they had or have a golden opportunity to retake the presidency
but they arent seizing the chance very well

now they are opposed to the violence against women act
add that one to the we hate women list

whose running their show anyway
it must be a closet democrat who is sabotaging their campaign
really
no contraception
no health clinics for women
(the state of texas just lost federal funding for most of these clinics
and must take millions out of the state budget to fund them-we know
where that money will come from-probably the education fund)
no college for your kids
no freedom of choice

wonder what those wives are saying to their husbands behind
close doors
you arent getting any tonight
or for awhile

take that gun away from those guys so women will be safe
just leave the women issues along and debate
with the democrats what really is important to most americans
the economy stupid
jobs
health insurance
medicare
social security
wars
college debt of $1,000,000,000,000

thats what we are all really interested instead of taking things
away from women
heck you guys are hurting all of us men
please give us a break

the organicgreen doctor