TRACTOR ROUNDUP
my neighbor puts new calves in his pasture every year
they get big over a few months
last time they were bigger and stronger than usual
my pasture is all native grasses yum yum
two of them would just walk through my fence to get
to the good grass
my wife she and i would chase them out of there
finally got tired of doing this so........
got on my tractor and did an old fashion roundup
yahoo yahoo
did not know i was being filmed
just needed a good calf rope
maybe lasso those lower legs
none of it worked
he just ran right through the fence back to where
he belonged
he never came back though
maybe a grey haired guy on a john deere lawn tractor scared
the bejevies out of him
THE ANSWER-TEXTING
now the who (world health organization) has determined that
talking on cell phones with the phone in your ear-
you know like the guy at the airport that talks the whole
time your waiting for the plane and you have to listen to him or
at the grocery store in line while some lady talks about more
than you want to know about-
causes brain cancer
thought that was settled but now here it is again
guess texting is the answer now
would be nice for that guy at the airport and the lady at
the check out lane to just text
lets see texting while walking, texting while driving, texting while
shopping, etc can sure cause a lot of trauma
bet if they do a statistical analyis of texting and trauma and
injuries vs talking on the phone with the phone in your ear
causing brain cancer
bet that more deaths, injuries and mayhem will be caused by texting
maybe we should all just keep on talking on the phone and just
accept the cancer risk except for the airport guy and the grocery
store lady
30 K
have reached another milestone with this blog
over the memorial weekend (the memoriable memorial weekend)
this blog hit the 30,000th viewing
this blog started on a saturday afternoon after a conversation with
my wife she and has developed into more since then
most of the viewers are from the united states but in order of their
total viewings are uk, japan, germany, philippines, russia, brussels,
luxembourg, etc
the most popular posting has been the last day thanks (12-22-10)
then the dreaded doctor visit (12-23-10) then mild cognitive
impairment (12-25-10) then hope for the future (12-21-10)
want to thank you the viewers of this blog
hope the blog generates an occasional smile and
provokes some thinking about what is going on around us
thanks again
BB
well the heat burned the mavs
lebron is the answer
well see
the organicgreen doctor
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