APRIL FOOLS DAY
its april fools day today so dont let anyone trick you today
i plan to be on the look out for tricks so i wont be fooled
plan to start the day by waking up my wife she at 630 am and
tell her its 800 am
she has to be at work at 800 am
wonder how long it will take for to realize that
hahahahhah hope it works
my son he is flying to san francisco today
when he gets up i plan on telling him that his flight was
canceled and he cant leave until later in the afternoon
he has an event to go to at 700 pm there tonight
bet that will wake him up good
the internet makes it easy now to come up with jokes to pull
there is even a april fools day website to get ideas from
just keep it benign today please
no bad ones
WILLIE NEEDS A RX
so a study was done and published recently where cannnaboid
use for anxiety works well in the non demented elderly
(dang it)
now old willies has been caught with the weed several times
once he fell asleep on the side of the road near waco with a
joint in his ashtray
he has been stopped in north carolina and lousiana and ticketed for
having the weed in the bus
cops could smell it when they entered the bus
leave him along
recently he was stopped near the texmex border and was
ticketed again
he got off with a fine but the judge was going to make him
drive back there again and sing one of her favorites to the
court as a penalty
now if old willie could just develop some anxiety he could go
to california or colorado and go to one of the medical marijuana
clinics there and get his rx (prescription) for the weed without any
legal worries
willie never seems anxious though does he
maybe its the weed
DUCT TAPE
reverse duct tape with the sticky side out around a plant to keep
fire ants and other crawling insects off your plant
duct tape over the exit chute on your mower and make a mulch
lawn mower
it keeps grass out of the land fields and on your yard
is a great fertilizer
duct tape works great for april fool jokes
find the joke yet
the organicgreen doctor
I think they should leave ole Willie alone also, the judge said that the prosecutor was trying to make a joke out of it and it got out of hand, he didn't have to sing for her, or return to plead guilty, he could do it by mail! I think he has done enough community service with his music, after all music is a great source of therapy for people and especially people that are sick. And that is no April fooling.
ReplyDeleteI think today might be the best day to tell the world we are expecting baby #5.
ReplyDeleteWillie never gets anxious about anything.... that should be enough of a clue LOL
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ReplyDeletecongrats
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ReplyDeletehe does look relaxed doesnt he
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ReplyDeletemaybe willie should get an exemption
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