its the oil, catfish, baby jessica

ITS THE OIL
ok lets just admit it
we are messing in libya because they got all that oil

otherwise why did we not interfere in some of the other
countries where the citizens were being wiped out

tis all about the oil

CATFISH
speaking of oil
now there is a catfish shortage in the us
seems many of the catfish farmers are draining their ponds and
planting the area with corn
seems the government is subsidizing them to grow corn for
ethanol production
am glad we are dong this to decrease the oil use but dang not by
sacrificing catfish production

seems the price of catfish has gone up 25% recently

now we may become dependent on foreign catfish and foreign oil
aint right is it

BABY JESSICA
she turned 25 recently
shes married with kids
shes happy
doesnt like the limelight at all

remember her
the little girl that fell 22 ft down the 8 inch well in 1987 and was
stuck for 2 1/2 days until she could be removed
she had 15 operations afterwards
luckily she doesnt remember any of this

the nation was mesmerized for those 2 1/2 days while they were
trying to extract her
think what a good time fox and cnn would have with this story now

this all occurred during the oil bust of the 1980s
her father was a laid off oil worker
(theres that oil affecting us again-we just wont learn)

she now will receive her $800,00 trust fund from monies donated
by well wishers afterwards

if she would invest that in a retirement fund account and just let it
ride in approximately 5 years she would be a millionaire

hope she has a good financial advisor and doesnt have the lottery
winners syndrome

have a good life jessica

the organicgreen doctor