ink printer defeated, cavs win, horns win

INK PRINTER DEFEATED
one of the biggest ripoffs in the computer industry is
ink printer cartridges
dang they cost more than some of the printers do

have paid for the cartridges now for several years but
decided it was time to defeat the ink printer ripoffs

went to the store and got an ink printer refill kit
had syringes, tapes, white cleaning solution, and
instructions on how to do it

am a man so dont read instructions you know
just looked at the pictures

took a cartridge, drilled a hole in it, put the needle
on the syringe and oh .........
ink went everywhere
sure am glad countertop was black
managed to get that off there fast
then go it all in the sink
more i washed more it grew
knew this was going to be real bad
thought to myself maybe the price you pay for the brand
ripoff cartridges is worth it

so took a deep breath, got out cleaning materials and removed
all the ink from the floor, counter top, dishes, sink, faucet handles,
wall, but when looked down at my hands 9 of 10 fingers were
black and even 2 weeks later are still black
even the nail borders are black (maybe will grow the fifth nail
long now)

so took a break for a while then tried again
this time i got it in there with out a problem
got the drilled hole sealed and none leaked

i was proud of myself-me 1 cartiridge 0
popped it into my printer and nothing
did all the tricks listed in the directions i read this time
still nice white pages showed up when pushed control-p

so gave up

then a few days later when i got tired of not having a printer and
thought more about sending a well know computer company
$70 for some cartiridges i decided to try again

i read the directions well first (against my nature) reviewed the
directions and diagram specifically for my printer cartridge
took the syringe (thought im a doctor and i know how to draw
blood, drain things from the body, and know now to insert needles
in arteries so should be able to do this) to fill them up

so did two of them this time
followed all the directions
only got slight amount on the counter (same black one)
only got 3 black fingers and nails this time

took the cartridge, popped it in place, found a 10 page print job,
hit control-p and waited
page 1 small streak
page 2 more streaks
page 3 even more streaks
page 4 half a page of unreadable stuff
thought was defeated again

but then by the 10th page had a nice clear unsmugged copy

yes ink printer defeated

CAVS WON
lebronless cavs set a record for the most losses in a row in the nba
before they defeated the clippers (sure it made clippers feels bad)

think i know now why lebron did not stay

HORNS WIN
whoa thought they were going to lose for awhile there
baylor was going to make good with my prediction they would
win one of their two games with texas
good game
horns need to lose one though to get help get ready for the
ncaa tournament

the organicgreen(with 3 black fingers) doctor